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Some equations to RELAX ur stressed mind before the progress test. that’s how useful it is!!(from email)

Romantic math

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman =  Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = prenancy


Shopping Math

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.


Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.


General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Good to all ACCA related for this friday’s progress test of TWO papers in a day AGAIN(for some).

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